http://www.badmotorfinger.com

Seriously, I’m all fancy with CMS now, and it would appear I have nothing better to do than to mess around with this stuff.  This is the LAST POST in my Wordpress site!  Update your bookmarks, and forget you ever knew “blog.badmotorfinger.com”.  Now it’s just “badmotorfinger.com”, take or leave the “www”.

So, Seriously.  Go there.  Go there now.

http://www.badmotorfinger.com

This site will self-destruct.

http://www.badmotorfinger.com

The trick is in the Razor scooter! They do that for long enough, and they get the whole balance with the handlebars thing down pat!  Transition is painless!  We have been watching BMX stunt videos on Youtube to get him psyched up for the “next level”.

So, WTG, Marshall!

Let the video speak for itself:

Raffaele De Rosa’s Amazing Knee-Riding Save - Watch more Funny Videos

ASCII Star Wars!

If you haven’t already seen it (it’s been around a while): the original Star Wars ASCII animation can also be accessed from telnet by telnetting to towel.blinkenlights.nl.

Use the following in your terminal: telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

Silly, but pretty amazing.  People seem to have a lot of time on their hands…

So one morning, I’m sipping my coffee… in my slippers… it’s another quiet morning.  Let’s check email… let’s check… wait.  What is this?  You have 120 new messages, all from your own voicemail system.  Hmm yep they sure look like valid voicemails… let’s listen to one!

“my name is **** and I DO NOT appreciate getting called at 5 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING about an ACCOUNT!  now I need someone to call me back, or I am reporting this company to the F.B.I.!”

Whoa!  In sum total, I listened to six of these, realizing something was amiss.  Long-story short.  1) I stupidly left a “test extension” open to the public with the password ‘1234′, and some Dutch bastards found it… placing almost 800 calls on my dime, with my identity.  And I’m a phone company.  Makin’ friends, Ray.

Then, today, I visit my old Wiki Page , and discover PORN LINKS dumped all over it.  And they had been accumulating for MONTHS.

So I spent tonite scouring my Wiki DB of porn links via quite some manual effort, and thinking very hard about why people can’t just leave stuff alone!  OK so it’s a Wiki, and peeps could register and blow it up.  My fault.  Their door is now closed, but my faith in mankind is yet again diminished.  My old wiki page is now fine, save it’s templates, but my sense of global brotherhood may never be the same.

Click the pic:

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT7AH4JyuNs

Embedded: (Facebook people, you won’t see this!)

The band is called Zombie Zombie, and they are a french electronic/instrumental duo. They only have one album that I can see (on iTunes.. already purchased ;), and I hope they have a bright future, as this is right up my alley.  I hope you enjoy it too!

So here I sit… after a nice full meal.  Stomach churning and knotted up… knowing what is shortly in store.  I feel perfectly fine, other than an exceptionally unsettled stomach.  So I thought I’d post while I am still up and about.  I thought it would be an interesting thing to share.  Kindof like solving the murder of a man who is still alive.  I’m working on my own case.

I think I have already solved it:

It was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the virulent children.

His stage name is Bolo Yeung. He played the nemesis in the flick, and he is a badass.  And what you likely didn’t know is that the guy was 50 years old when he filmed this.  In 1988.  50! So that makes him 70 years old now, and he doesn’t look too much different.  HAH.

I’m going to start powerlifting and doing Tai Chi every day, cuz that’s what this guy does.  I’ll have massive glistening pecks by the time I’m 50.