An Ode to My New Commode…

The Bold Look of My New PooperBehold our new throne. It was masterfully installed by myself, and I learned something. If you hang out in a room with an open sewer line, and someone flushes upstairs, you get some interesting “vapor discharge” from the pipe. Now clearly you want to cover this up for any length of time, but I walked on the wild side. Eventually the purple-pooping elephants in the room convinced me that I needed to get back to work. Before they left, however, they sang me this song:

PurplephantSang the Purplephants:

Your bowl is overflowing.
Our love for you is too.
We dance around your toilet bowl
And christen it for you!

How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?